In today's blog, Paul Jennings scours his library for >8 minute odysseys that he actually likes...
Meat Loaf. It's always Meat Loaf. Usually
Bat Out Of Hell. All 9 minutes 53 seconds of it.
You know the guy. He's the one nursing his quid, analysing the pub jukebox, trying to find the long songs. It's quantity over quality. He demands his VFM. He wants his Meat Loaf. If you're very unlucky he'll double up with a portion of
American Pie, weighing in at a calorific 8 minutes 33 seconds. I feel sick and fetch my coat.
The beauty of the 3 minute pop song is that if you don't like it, there'll be another one along shortly. Hard to do when ruffle-cuffed theatre boy insists on dragging his songs out to a fortnight.
The long song is wide open for self-indulgence. The six minute solo for the bassist who feels undervalued by the band or the drummer still irked that he didn't get a co-writer credit on the last album.
So, I set myself a challenge. Five songs of eight minutes or over that won't make you hit the skip track button.
1. Johnny Was - Stiff Little Fingers
from Inflammable Material, 1979
“Woman hold her head and cry,
'Cause her son has been shot down in the street and died,
Just because of the system”
Encore favourite from 1979 classic Inflammable Material. SLF have made this Bob Marley cover so firmly their own it's hard to believe it wasn't written in and about their native Belfast.